Every time my cousin comes over with his alcoholic gf, he comes in here like he owns the fucking place. Really, man? Have a little decency
I’m sorry, I just have no pity for people who don’t have the slightest intention of helping themselves.
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
me: did u say one direction
Hyper-realistic painting by artist Omar Ortiz
(Source: siemprelareina)
i look so awkward
(Source: mrs-chainsaw)
lol my neighbor was hitting on me. I think it’s safe to he’s well in his mid 30’s.
He has beautiful eyes, I’ll give him that much.
Remind me to wear something other than leggings the next time I decide to take out the trash.
